Some years ago, I looked around and saw that nothing was working.

In my life and in the world.

Everything seemed to be failing.

So begins Kahoogaphone, the autobiography of a machine designed not to work. A man machine, in fact. None other than the author.

Me.

In June, 2025, I’ll begin a serialized release of this real-life tale of artistic misadventure, domestic failure, and dysfunction by design (usually).